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cuttingremark) wrote2019-08-06 10:04 pm
cuttingremark) wrote2019-08-06 10:04 pm
PSL and Orphan TFLN
Because the captchas suck.
[ Loki will have to forgive her for the little chuckles or giggles that leave her. ]
If I ever find someone who has that substance, I’ll be sure to share it with you.
[ Her doing anything of the like? It sounds hilarious to her. Good news, at least Loki was back to his “normal” state. ]
And no cat vomit to deal with.
If I ever find someone who has that substance, I’ll be sure to share it with you.
[ Her doing anything of the like? It sounds hilarious to her. Good news, at least Loki was back to his “normal” state. ]
And no cat vomit to deal with.
[Loki rubs his eyes with the heels of his hands, blinks a few more times, then sighs in relief.]
Thank goodness. That would have been a lot of vomit.
[He looks over to Wanda, his pupils returning to a reasonable size.]
Thank you.
Thank goodness. That would have been a lot of vomit.
[He looks over to Wanda, his pupils returning to a reasonable size.]
Thank you.
[Clint sniffs his top before shrugging.]
How are you with dogs?
How are you with dogs?
Cats are alright but like you, crafty.
Since I stink apparently, let's head to my place so I can shower and change.
Since I stink apparently, let's head to my place so I can shower and change.
'Apparently'? You just crawled out of a dumpster, of course you stink.
[He gestures to the entrance of the alley]
By all means, lead the way.
[He gestures to the entrance of the alley]
By all means, lead the way.
I've smelt worse after a mission before.
[After ten minutes the pair enter a run down looking apartment building before heading up a flight of stairs and stopping at one of four doors in the hallway.]
There ain't much inside beside coffee, it's just an escape from being an Avenger honestly.
[Once Clint opens the door a golden, one eyed mutt seems to launch itself at the archer who strokes him happily while walking inside.]
And this is Lucky; the pizza and people loving dog.
[After ten minutes the pair enter a run down looking apartment building before heading up a flight of stairs and stopping at one of four doors in the hallway.]
There ain't much inside beside coffee, it's just an escape from being an Avenger honestly.
[Once Clint opens the door a golden, one eyed mutt seems to launch itself at the archer who strokes him happily while walking inside.]
And this is Lucky; the pizza and people loving dog.
[Loki considers the apartment carefully. It is not quite up to his personal standards, but he can understand the desire to have a refuge from the insanity of hero work]
It certain is cozy.
[Loki smiles at Lucky, who comes over to sniff the new person. The dog doesn't seem to know what to do with the god until Loki summons a strip of bacon and gives it to him.]
It certain is cozy.
[Loki smiles at Lucky, who comes over to sniff the new person. The dog doesn't seem to know what to do with the god until Loki summons a strip of bacon and gives it to him.]
[To their right as they walk in is a small kitchen with basic appliances but Barton leads the way forwards to what seems to be a living room - the worn sofa, large coffee table placed over a large weapons case and the TV balance carefully on some crates would suggest that that was what the area was anyway.]
If you're gonna spoil him, you might wanna visit regularly.
[Said as he pulled his top off over his head while walking to one of three room leading off the main one.]
If you're gonna spoil him, you might wanna visit regularly.
[Said as he pulled his top off over his head while walking to one of three room leading off the main one.]
[Loki takes a seat on the couch, Lucky close behind him. The dog hops up on the couch, laying his head on Loki's lap.]
He's very easy to spoil.
[The god begins absentmindedly petting Lucky, occasionally summoning treats to feed him.]
He's very easy to spoil.
[The god begins absentmindedly petting Lucky, occasionally summoning treats to feed him.]
I blame Kate for that.
[With that said he disappears into the bathroom, boots and top left in a pile by the closed door.
A few minutes later, Clint steps out wrapped in a towel - he remembered that he had a guest - and hair still slightly dripping.]
You can put the telly on y'know, I've got all of the newest season of Dog Cops saved.
[With that said he disappears into the bathroom, boots and top left in a pile by the closed door.
A few minutes later, Clint steps out wrapped in a towel - he remembered that he had a guest - and hair still slightly dripping.]
You can put the telly on y'know, I've got all of the newest season of Dog Cops saved.
[Loki spends the few minutes enjoying the silence and petting Lucky. When Clint returns he raises an eyebrow both at the general state of undress and the show title.]
Dog Cops? What in the Nine is Dog Cops?
Dog Cops? What in the Nine is Dog Cops?
It's a show about dogs that are cops.
[It's a throw away explanation as he goes to quickly dress in a cleaner pair of jeans and a purple t-shirt with a faded archery target on the front, Clint's still rubbing his hair dry as he returns to the God.]
I can always order pizza in if you wanna watch a few episodes.
[It's a throw away explanation as he goes to quickly dress in a cleaner pair of jeans and a purple t-shirt with a faded archery target on the front, Clint's still rubbing his hair dry as he returns to the God.]
I can always order pizza in if you wanna watch a few episodes.
[Loki considers it for a moment]
Why not. I had nothing else planned this evening.
Why not. I had nothing else planned this evening.
Anything you don't like or are allergic to? Wouldn't want your first pizza experience to be an off putting one.
[Pulling his StarkPhone out of his pocket, app ready for their order.]
I mean I usually order a large mighty meaty which is just a lot meat and cheese so Lucky can have a couple of slices.
[Pulling his StarkPhone out of his pocket, app ready for their order.]
I mean I usually order a large mighty meaty which is just a lot meat and cheese so Lucky can have a couple of slices.
I trust your judgement.
[He gives Lucky another treat]
[He gives Lucky another treat]
I'll order a drink for you.
[He's sitting on a beach under a large umbrella, sipping a bright green cocktail in a fancy looking glass.]
[He's sitting on a beach under a large umbrella, sipping a bright green cocktail in a fancy looking glass.]
Of course! What do you take me for, a barbarian?
Some places don't believe in them. the little umbrellas I mean
((taken directly from here))
I'm trapped in this damn meeting and you tell me this? Do you want me to cause an international incident?
I'm trapped in this damn meeting and you tell me this? Do you want me to cause an international incident?
Kind of yeah. It'd be funny (to me) and not out of the realm of possibility for you.
Should I take it it's a no on sending you a picture?
Should I take it it's a no on sending you a picture?
We're trying to rehabilitate my image in the public eye, not give them all new reasons to hate me.
Give me 5 minutes to get to a bathroom.
Give me 5 minutes to get to a bathroom.
Your horny hairtrigger is still fun to push anyway.
She's not as into this topless scenario as I am probably bc she's busy trying to keep the bbq sauce from setting in as a stain, but I bet I can make her pose for you.
She's not as into this topless scenario as I am probably bc she's busy trying to keep the bbq sauce from setting in as a stain, but I bet I can make her pose for you.
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