[Loki had enough presence of mind to disable the wards protecting his new home before Wanda got there. When she finds him in his bedroom he's simply laying on top of his perfectly made bed, still fully clothed shoes and all. He's staring straight up at the ceiling, his irises completely eclipsed by his pupils.]
Good evening, Wanda. Do be careful of the plant.
[He gestures to a completely normal houseplant by the door to the bedroom.]
[ She’s more sober now than when they initially started texting. Her eyes drift to the plant and she...waves at it, more to appease Loki than anything.
With a wave of her hand, she uses her powers to set the food down nearby and moves to sit on the edge of his bed. ]
Th plant is a new addition. Congratulations. [ Somehwat serious and somewhat playful because she’s still buzzed.]
with those big huge strong arms and hair fit for putting fingers through and the ability to pin someone to a wall without breaking a sweat and literal thunder thighs?
This is what we call egoism running wild. And that's coming from me. It's why you get told not to look yourself up on the internet. Yet I can't look away.
Good note. So at least the artists are getting something right.
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In my defense it is the one people always ask about
Re: for hulkbusted
[Thanks for the move away from the captchas!]
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I'm still trying to figure out how the humans knew about Hel, but we didn't.
But no, I won him in a wager with some Shi'ar.
The rest of that story is true, though.
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for scarlettwin
I'm putting a reminder in my calendar now
[Loki had enough presence of mind to disable the wards protecting his new home before Wanda got there. When she finds him in his bedroom he's simply laying on top of his perfectly made bed, still fully clothed shoes and all. He's staring straight up at the ceiling, his irises completely eclipsed by his pupils.]
Good evening, Wanda. Do be careful of the plant.
[He gestures to a completely normal houseplant by the door to the bedroom.]
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[ She’s more sober now than when they initially started texting. Her eyes drift to the plant and she...waves at it, more to appease Loki than anything.
With a wave of her hand, she uses her powers to set the food down nearby and moves to sit on the edge of his bed. ]
Th plant is a new addition. Congratulations. [ Somehwat serious and somewhat playful because she’s still buzzed.]
What are you staring at?
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For eyeofthehawk
Now? [Loki raises an eyebrow] With you smelling like that?
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How are you with dogs?
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For @wasscotitsh
[He's sitting on a beach under a large umbrella, sipping a bright green cocktail in a fancy looking glass.]
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I'm trapped in this damn meeting and you tell me this? Do you want me to cause an international incident?
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Should I take it it's a no on sending you a picture?
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tfln for @brandingproblem
Glad to know the spell is still in effect, but could you not tempt fate? We don't know exactly when it will expire.
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tfln for @retiredagent
I'm waiting ;)
thank you!
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for @brandingproblem
Well he isn't typically described as 'drama', but I am still dubious.
Also you have better taste than that.
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idk I wouldn't be so sure about bad taste
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for @hottestofmesses
Oh my, that doesn't look half bad.
I am that flexible, by the way ;)
I live to serve
Good note. So at least the artists are getting something right.
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for @counterstep
Perhaps. I did mostly fall in love with the wine cellar and library.
But honestly, who wants to live in Iowa?
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well
Iowans for one
but
yeah
agree
we can maybe find somewhere that could have the room for it? build that out for you
make it the same or
better
in whatever way that might be lacking
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sigh I've missed these two idiots
saaaaame. They're so good. and so dumb.
yes ;; I will die on winterfrost hill
same
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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sorry i'm too fast LOL
LOL it's cool, DW had a moment there.
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for pursuitofcappiness
[Loki appears behind Steve, dressed sharply but not too formal.]
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[ For lack of a better term. ]
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were meeting up with someone for a date.
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for pursuitofcappiness
Did you run afoul of a hag at the grocery store, Rogers? Because you are apparently a curse magnet.
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[ And if that's the case it was definitely Tony. ]
This is a separate curse?
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