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cuttingremark) wrote2019-08-06 10:04 pm
cuttingremark) wrote2019-08-06 10:04 pmPSL and Orphan TFLN
Because the captchas suck.
cuttingremark) wrote2019-08-06 10:04 pm
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It is the form I've had for as long as I can remember.
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It is a very pleasing form
Though out of curiosity, why would you think that?
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Don’t let this go to your head, but unconventionally attractive seems like your brand.
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Unconventionally attractive. I've never heard that before.
I like it.
[It is definitely going to his head]
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You’re going to be insufferable if I’m still here when you get here.
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Oh, I've been here for a while.
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And before you try to look around the sun room for me, I stayed in the living room. I might be evil 25% of the time, but I'm not going to spy on someone in the bath.
[He sets his phone down and takes another sip of wine.]
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[Unlike the Hulk days, he isn't just going to wander around naked. He does get out of the tub and wrap his enormous bath towel around his waist like a sarong before going into the living room.]
Because I just want to be sure that I'm not here on one of those 25% days.
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Knew you were naked in there.
[Siiiiiiip]
It's probably more of a sliding scale than a set percentage.
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I haven't bothered to commission a pair of octuple extra large swim trunks. Or shoes, but that's more of an engineering challenge than a fabrication one.
[He takes a seat on the couch, lowering himself carefully to ensure it can actually take his weight.]
Hope you don't mind if I drip on the furniture.
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I love how you say that after you sit down.
[The smirk on his face says he really doesn't mind that much. What's the point of magic if one can't use it to clean up after a giant green man has dripped all over the couch and carpet?]
So what prompted this sudden visit?
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[Some people’s homes get treated with extra care, and then there’s Loki’s place.]
I was in town and my hotel room’s bath doesn’t fit me.
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Perhaps warn me next time. This place is new so I don't have any wards up yet, but that's changing soon.
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Pretend I’m just an ordinary old scientist from Earth and don’t know anything about what wards can do.
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Like a magical alarm, but one that can teleport an intruder to the middle of a desert rather than just make a loud noise.
[He thinks for a second]
Or incinerates on the spot. I haven't decided yet.
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[There should be an exemption in the case of mind control, but not everyone buys that reason for invading the bloody planet.]
You might want to go with non-lethal options.
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[He grabs a notebook from the side table and scribbles a couple of notes in it]
Desert suggestions?
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[It has a name that should appeal to Loki, but it should be survivable if it isn't high summer.]
You could teleport them into a jail cell instead?
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[The most predictable god of chaos in the room]
But that would require me to speak with the police to ensure they don't just let them out. And it wouldn't quite send the 'powerful and vicious' reputation I want to spread among my foes.
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Depends on which country the jail cell's in.
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[He makes a couple more notes before setting it aside]
Have you had dinner yet?
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[He's just about to prop his ankle on his knee, but rethinks the move. After all the orgy talk, best not to flash his junk at Loki.]
I can always eat. Are you cooking? [Because if he is, Bruce has got to see this.]
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[He raises an eyebrow at the aborted motion]
You should probably put pants on before dinner, though.
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