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[A twitch of a thumb sends the first letter of a denial before his brain catches up to what he just read.]

Are you propositioning me?

Not exactly, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea.

Do I need to rethink my conclusion about the horse?

Depends, what was your original conclusion?

That you probably *hadn't* had an eight-legged horse baby.

Oh, no, I did not birth Sleipnir. Like I said, I won him in a bet.

I did turn into a horse and had sex with Svaðilfari, though.

I’m not even going to try to figure out where those letters are on my phone.

And that was a horse? Just a horse? Not a talking horse or anything?

I believe he had some Giant's blood in him, but he was mostly just a horse, yes.

I should have stopped with asking about the story of you tying your balls to a goat.

Curiosity killed the cat and all that nonsense.

But satisfaction brought him back. Not finding that too satisfying.

You did start all of this.

As usual I have no one but myself to blame.

Different question: with all this shape changing, is the tall, pale guy with dark hair how you look without changing or did you pick the form?

It is the form I've had for as long as I can remember.

I would have bought that you’d chosen to look like that.

It is a very pleasing form

Though out of curiosity, why would you think that?

If you do say so yourself.

Don’t let this go to your head, but unconventionally attractive seems like your brand.

Unconventionally attractive. I've never heard that before.

I like it.

[It is definitely going to his head]

I SAID don’t let it go to your head.

You’re going to be insufferable if I’m still here when you get here.

Oh, I've been here for a while.

[Well, shit... he sets his phone down to try to spot the hidden Loki in this picture.]

[Another text comes through a moment later]

And before you try to look around the sun room for me, I stayed in the living room. I might be evil 25% of the time, but I'm not going to spy on someone in the bath.

[He sets his phone down and takes another sip of wine.]

Is that a firm percentage?

[Unlike the Hulk days, he isn't just going to wander around naked. He does get out of the tub and wrap his enormous bath towel around his waist like a sarong before going into the living room.]

Because I just want to be sure that I'm not here on one of those 25% days.

[Loki looks back and raises an eyebrow]

Knew you were naked in there.

[Siiiiiiip]

It's probably more of a sliding scale than a set percentage.

[Don't go getting smug.]

I haven't bothered to commission a pair of octuple extra large swim trunks. Or shoes, but that's more of an engineering challenge than a fabrication one.

[He takes a seat on the couch, lowering himself carefully to ensure it can actually take his weight.]

Hope you don't mind if I drip on the furniture.

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